Obviously, I eat too fast

It's either that, or I am not paying enough attention.

So halfway through my Lean Gourmet cheese lasagna, I notice that the tip of the plastic fork prong was missing.

It was there when I started eating. I didn't notice anything odd in the mouthfuls of food I was eating. Yet, it is still gone.

At least it doesn't have any calories. Hopefully it won't hurt me later.